He got 100 more years to live. He just going through his adolescence phase
killer-j86 on
Yea, of course. Look how long it is…his neck you slut
DoubleBroadSwords on
The shape of his neck speaks volumes. Go Diego!
Outrageous-Owl-7049 on
yet there’s an old lady named **Ethel Caterham** born in 1909 still alive 😊
flcrivn on
Legend
veren12816 on
Technical-Swimming74 on
Wait till them baby mamas come for child support
Radiant_Programmer29 on
Big, veiny, triumphant bastard!
ScarOk7853 on
His child support payments must be off the charts
Mistehsteeve on
Looks like he’s good to go again.
rob3ace on
Diego looks very proud of himself… as well he should be. Bravo Diego!
stevemandudeguy on
That’s a strong neck he’s got there.
Zoratheesavage on
That is the face of a turtle who KNOWS he’s the shit! With his cocky, bow legged self.
Key-Soup-7720 on
Look at that smile on him. That’s a “I’m in the nursing home and death demographics means there’s 1 guy for every 5 ladies at my age” look.
fineman1097 on
He looks very well pleased with himself. As well he he should be.
zirky on
>hey baby girl, the shell isn’t the only thing that’s hard
McEuen78 on
Looks like he’s still ready to go.
Salute-Major-Echidna on
In the 1960s, the Hood species was on the brink of extinction with only 15 individuals left.
Diego was brought to a breeding center on Santa Cruz Island in 1977 to join a conservation program.
He was a prolific breeder, fathering an estimated 800 to 900 offspring.
His contribution was crucial, with his descendants making up about 40% of the new population.
Retirement: The breeding program ended in January 2020. Diego was officially retired and released back onto Española Island in June 2020.
He now roams free on his native island, a symbol of conservation success.
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The Genghis Kan of Tortoises.
Doesn’t look a day over 110
Way to go, Diego!
Elon Musk is so jealous of Diego I know it
https://preview.redd.it/oawe3nb8v91g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d50a6915fb20eb166cc375a1a014a458325a4ee
His feet are so cute
Lad
Thankfully Diego didn’t fall victim to that awful male reproduction malaise ereptile dysfunction..
this was the very next post for me LMAO
https://preview.redd.it/ia5cef3ov91g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09193cd0c3be2ec6f471d40559ff81e3ebe08ee6
He got 100 more years to live. He just going through his adolescence phase
Yea, of course. Look how long it is…his neck you slut
The shape of his neck speaks volumes. Go Diego!
yet there’s an old lady named **Ethel Caterham** born in 1909 still alive 😊
Legend
Wait till them baby mamas come for child support
Big, veiny, triumphant bastard!
His child support payments must be off the charts
Looks like he’s good to go again.
Diego looks very proud of himself… as well he should be. Bravo Diego!
That’s a strong neck he’s got there.
That is the face of a turtle who KNOWS he’s the shit! With his cocky, bow legged self.
Look at that smile on him. That’s a “I’m in the nursing home and death demographics means there’s 1 guy for every 5 ladies at my age” look.
He looks very well pleased with himself. As well he he should be.
>hey baby girl, the shell isn’t the only thing that’s hard
Looks like he’s still ready to go.
In the 1960s, the Hood species was on the brink of extinction with only 15 individuals left.
Diego was brought to a breeding center on Santa Cruz Island in 1977 to join a conservation program.
He was a prolific breeder, fathering an estimated 800 to 900 offspring.
His contribution was crucial, with his descendants making up about 40% of the new population.
Retirement: The breeding program ended in January 2020. Diego was officially retired and released back onto Española Island in June 2020.
He now roams free on his native island, a symbol of conservation success.